He's small. He's perfectly formed. He's fiery and masculine and smouldering. You want him to pick you up and carry you back to his cave. But he'd treat you like a lady too.
Just because I'm having an evening squee thanks to Ugly Betty - here's some loveliness courtesy of everyone's favourite little Latino lover - FREDDY RODRIGUEZ!
And as an added bonus, he's got beaten and bloody on film all for our pleasure....
And as a final offering, that one line from Ugly Betty tonight that got my heart tight -
"I don't wanna be the rebound guy. I want to be THE guy"